You be the judge…

Ok  fellow 4-leggers, I need your help.   What do you think this piece of furniture is?  

I say it’s a super comfortable  raised dog bed.  Mom says it’s a ‘Cocktail Ottoman’ and keeps putting a tray thing on it.  Why do humans have to complicate things?

I don’t know what an Ottoman is and I’m not allowed to have cocktails.  Therefore by default, this is a DOG BED?  How could this be anything other than a bed?  It’s the perfect shape and size, its super comfortable and smack in the middle of the family room.

Did I mention that it has wheels?  Yep!  You can use your head to push it over to the sofa which then creates the ultimate in doggie comfort.  Hmmm…. did I just invent the “Ultimate Adjustable Dog Bed”?

Please post your vote!  I have to prove to the human that I should be allowed to hang out here.  In the meantime, I am claiming my spot……. until food is served.

P.S. No note from the human on this post.  It’s my blog so my point of view is the only one that counts. – Coco Princess

I’m Looking for an Intern

Mom and I have been really, really busy here at Dog Pack Snacks.  We have just finalized the recipes on four (4) new Pack Snacks:

• Chicken and Cheese Bones
• Beef Florentine Bars
• Turkey Trail Mix
• Coco’s Pumpkin Scones

My job as Chief Snack Tester is very important.  Nothing gets into the store without the Princess Coco Seal of Approval.  However, I have been really overworked lately and I need some help.  Do you think you have what it takes to be the “Snack Tester Intern?”  Don’t be too quick to answer.  This is very hard work.  Check out this video of me working very, very hard.  You can see why I need my own intern.

So….. do you think you can do this job?  To win a chance to be my intern, have your human leave a comment below with your name and the name of the snack you want to taste (see list above).  The intern will be required to taste test two (2) different snacks and post about each one on our Facebook page.

I will accept applications until midnight on July 31, 2011.  You can get x-tra credit by Barking it out on Twitter and Facebook with a tag to our page, so your friends can apply too.  Don’t forget to post a comment letting us know that you barked about it.  Only one comment and bark per dog – per day please.

Ok…. I’m off to take a nap.  All this work plus posting to my blog has me tuckered out.  Please remember to love and obey your human.  It lulls them into a false sense of being in charge of the relationship.  BOL!!!

Note from the Human: Please check the “Giveaway Rules” on this blog for additional info.

 

*** WE HAVE A WINNER!  THE WINNER IS COMMENT #10! ***  Winning comment chosen by random.org out of 30 entries.

‘Bed Bandit’ Mystery Solved!

For a few years now our house has been plagued by the ‘Bed Bandit”.  This mysterious creature would strike a few mornings each week and re-make  a couple of the beds in the house.  Mom found this entire thing quite troubling because it would always occur after she had tidied up the house and headed for the shower.  The thing is, my human watches too much HGTV and thinks that our house should look like the “after” on one of those shows.  So, she makes the bed every morning and walks around picking things up, arranging pillows, etc.  Ohhhh, and don’t forge the vacuum.  We have really light tan carpet so lots of vacuuming.  I’m a brown dog living with light tan carpet.  What was my human thinking? 

Anyway….. For a while my human would close all the bedroom doors to stop the ‘Bed Bandit’ from re-making the beds.  Well it turns out the ‘Bed Bandit’ knows how to open doors because we don’t have knobs we have handle things.  BOL (bark out loud) My poor silly human.

Anyway, the jig is up.  Yesterday, my human pretended to go into the shower and then snuck back into the bedroom and caught the ‘Bed Bandit” in the act.  Guess what?  The ‘Bed Bandit” is ME!

I’m trying to be sorry because I love my human, but it soooo much fun to make the bed the way I like it.  Throwing those sham pillow things onto the ground is almost as much fun as pawing at the bed spread to bunch it up.  Some things are to much fun to give up so rest assured the ‘Bed Bandit’ will strike again.  Guess I will have to make sure she actually gets into the shower next time.  

My human pretended to be mad but I could tell she was trying not to laugh.  Hmmm… Do you think she knew it was me all along?  Are you the ‘Bed Bandit’ at your house?